Lags - A parody of LunchMoney Lewis's Bills

[timakro]

Lags
I was bored so I wrote this teeworlds parody of LunchMoney Lewis's Bills about lags.
If somebody can sing I would love to hear this to the beat of Bills!

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I got lags I can not play
But I wanna play, play, play every day
I got lags despite antiping,
So I can only circumspectly swing
I got lags!

All these lags stop me from playin'
They annoying, they're a pain (fully)
All the pro players lag extreme
I can hear their voices scream (DDoS!)
The server's under attack
And my mate just keep on howlin'
he said he gonna quit playin'
if the lags do not finish now

God damn, god damn, god damn, god damn
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man
God damn, oh man, god damn, oh man

I got lags I can not play
But I wanna play, play, play every day
I got lags despite antiping,
So I can only circumspectly swing
I got lags

Joined a map and after thousand tries
Next to finish came a lag and we died
Searched my mates but they were all gone
Scared of the lags they stopped playin' on
Playing novice till the lags are about
My mate's afk as I note he timed out
Just before ragequit I try to relax
As the lags proceed I smash my screen with an axe

God damn, god damn, god damn, god damn
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man
God damn, oh man, god damn, oh man

I got lags I can not play
But I wanna play, play, play every day
I got lags despite antiping,
So I can only circumspectly swing
I got!

(Bringin' everybody delay!)

And my hooks, my hooks
I said my hooks!
They've got delay

I got lags I can not play
But I wanna play, play, play every day
I got lags despite antiping,
So I can only circumspectly swing

I got lags I can not play
But I wanna play, play, play every day
I got lags despite antiping,
So I can only circumspectly swing
I got lags.

(Mama got lags!
Yo' daddy got lags!
Yo' sister got lags!
Yo' auntie got lags!
I got lags!
(Yo' Uncle got lags!
Everybody got lags! Everybody got lags!)

[Ryozuki]

I got lags...

[Meliodafu]

I'm DoNe with my laggs